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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:20 am Post subject: Bouldering |
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Bouldering: An athletic outdoor activity mastered by piss-poor degenerates incapable of buying a shoelace (let alone a descent climbing rope). Participants are often found humping rocks in all sorts of perverse positions with a mattress awaiting the moment when the rock inevitably bucks it’s unwelcomed guest to the ground. The participants struggle for hours upon hours and days upon days to climb what could have been achieved in about 10 seconds with a ladder, but are somehow convinced that their method is superior. Participants can often be identified by the excessive white chalk residue on the palms of their hands and the lack of internal motivation to actually go anywhere. |
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