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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:27 am Post subject: Camping |
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Camping: The sport of deriving joy from deliberate homelessness within a forested environment. Most participants sleep within a tent made from material no thicker than a sheet of paper to protect themselves from the hazards of nature (lightning, grizzly bears, falling trees and stampeding elk). Most end up inadvertently zipping in a host of mosquitos and end up itching and scratching all night only to have their leaky tent drip rain water onto their sleeping bags (this may be done subconsciously to avoid thinking about the rocky ground digging into their backs). |
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