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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:22 am Post subject: Mountain Biking Group Ride |
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Mountain Biking Group Ride: gathering of homo-sapiens (on bicycles fashioned with knobby over-sized tires) sweating and grunting while pedaling over the kind of terrain only a fool or masochistic bastard would enjoy; often with small crowds following excitedly after a lead fool or head masochist (similar to children running after an ice cream truck). Conversations are typically themed around the immediate activity with sub-topics including bicycle commentary (unwitting bicycle industry propaganda), training tips (ideas and suggestions that the participants probably should consider, but will never actually do), heroic tales of accomplishment and defeat (one-upsmanship), and the occasional comment referring to the hind-quarters of attractive female riders (though sightings are rare). |
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